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Alphabet Military Ranks T-shirts

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Show your pride in the Alphabet Mafia by showing off your rank. 

Alphabet Mafia has it's own code and as you ascend in the ranks of our community, you will need to ascend to next in the series. The code is simple and the message is obvious to those who are a part of us. Collect them all LGBTQIA+ family. Your rank is based on the number of years being "OUT".

Private - new to the mafia
Corporal - 2+ years of service
Sergeant - 5+years of service
Lieutenant - 8+ years of service
Captain - 10+ years of service
Major - 15+ years of service
Colonel - 20+ years of service
General - 25+ years of service
  • 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (4.2 oz.)
  • Tailored cut with fitted sleeves
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seaming
  • Machine washable

    Size guide

    Inch Sizing XS S M L
    Width 16.5 18 20 22
    Length 27 28 29 30
    Sleeve Length 8.75 9 9.25 9.45
    Chest Fit 31-34" 34-37" 38-41" 42-45"
    Inch Sizing XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Width 24 26 28 30
    Length 31 32 33 34
    Sleeve Length 9.75 10 10.5 11
    Chest Fit 46-49" 50-53" 54-57" 58-61"
           
    CM Sizing XS S M L
    Width 42 46 51 56
    Length 68.5 71 73.5 76
    Sleeve Length 22 22.5 23.5 24
    CM Sizing XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Width 61 66 71 76
    Length 79 81 84 86
    Sleeve Length 25 25.5 26.5 27.5

    The meaning of the alphabet mafia refers to LGBTQIA people. Originally coined by intolerant people who intended to mock the ever-growing and visible LGBTQIA (or LGBTTQQIAAP - lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual/aromantic, agender, and pansexual acronym), alphabet mafia has since been reclaimed by the very people who is was intended to disparage.

    The people who created the term alphabet mafia intended to vilify non-heteronormative people by implying they were members of a secret, unsavory faction.